Brown and Yellow snow. OR. How I nearly kicked the shit out of a couple of pikeys in Dun Laoghaire

So here I am, snowed in to my chain smoking (crazy ass) Irish grandmothers house (did I mention its like -1 outside and all I have is a tiny fan heater the size of a small handbag. NO CENTRAL HEATING!). 

 I stink of cigarette smoke and I'm freezing,  if only it was only a couple of months ago, I would totally be down there smokin it up with her. 

I quit too soon it seems 

48 Dargle road, where I am currently crouching over aforementioned fan heater does not in fact have home internet, neither is there a hotspot anywhere NEAR here (and no, none of my neighbours are unprotected) 

SO....emine spent however long it was walking up and down hills in the hail (which was Petit Pois size) to the nearest town centre to buy a dongle (for my sanity). 

In the town centre I was walking about minding my own business ( trying desperately to find internet!) 

 I was pelted with snow balls by a group of three teenagers

I walked over the road to where they were. stopped front of them so I could see their faces(what I can only describe as inbred looking, snaggle tooth, eyes too close together; brown paper bag jobbies) this kind of situation.

 With my best ' THE VOICE' ; If you don't fucking stop that shit, I'm gonna kick the fucking shit out of you (now to this kind of thing I would expect action, either 

of me kicking the bejasus out of their pikey arses or vice versa) they backed away. 

DID YOU SEE THAT 

emine is fucking awsome

 :D !

Thats Peckham blud

yeah

so pictures 

Even when there's a Siberian wind blowing.. shocking .....those Irish are utter pissheads 

Bait post boxes 

Me enjoying the weather

Me enjoying the ferry 

some of the work I did before I defected to Ireland

 Painting I started from sketch above

Oh and one more thing 

lmfao